My husband and I had the following exchange yesterday evening.
Husband: Working hard, I see.
Me (indignantly glancing up from my knitting and "Call the Midwife"): I have only one paper left to write. It's only 1500 words and it's not due until midnight on Tuesday.
Husband: So you're just planning on knitting and watching BBC until Tuesday afternoon?
Me: That seems like the logical choice given the circumstances.